weirdo of the month- november

I keep harpin on just weird this culture has gotten.........

And I guess some folks still think I'm exaggerating -- but I'm not.

And to prove it, I'm gonna start bringing you a monthly feature called:
"WEIRDO OF THE MONTH".


Believe me, I got plenty of candidates for this months' award.......

Let's look at a couple, shall we?

Disclaimer:

I don't know why I bother, since nobody reads these damned things, but I would be remiss if I didnt remind our readers that all suspects are innocent until they get a public defender..... err... I mean, until they are found guilty in a court of law.

No animals were harmed in the making of this post, although I think you might feel that one or two were highly put upon by the alleged perps herein mentioned.

The lucky person chosen weirdo of the month will win two weeks duty cleaning out a Philadelphia public restroom, and will be eligible for the grand prize of a 'mercy drip' courtesy of the Kevorkian Institute, should they win the coveted title of Weirdo of the Year.




70 year old Jacqueline Cutright, of Akron, Ohio was sitting on the toilet in her home on October 15th, just minding her own 'business'...... when a burglar in a clown mask busted in and demanded cash.
"Boy, did you break into the wrong house -- a poor person lives here," she said to the alleged perp, 22 year old Cory Buckley.

The toilet clown bandit made his escape with some Oxicontins, $28 and the victim's
1991 Ford Escort, only to break down a block away --
--- where he was promptly located and arrested.
Well, at least he chose an appropriate mask.








November 11, Gurnee, Illinois:

A woman attempted to assault a police officer with an electric vibrator.....

Carolee Bildstein had been accused of a 'dine and dash' at a local Joes Crab Shack,
......and when the officer drove her home to get cash to pay the check,
she attacked him with what he described as a ""clear, rigid feminine pleasure device".

What sport Ms Bildstein is a sports mom of , exactly, was not explained in the police report.









A Stoughton, Massachusetts police veteran of 28 years, Rick Bennett, turned in his badge, after it was disclosed that he had gone to see the "World's Smallest Porn Star", while on duty.

Apparently, the temptation to go see Bridget the Midget was too strong for him...

and he enjoyed it so much, he allowed several pictures to be taken with him and Bridget in uniform.

At last word, Bennett was wondering why so much was being made of such a little thing.









 A Manchester, New Hampshire woman is accused of robbing a Rite-Aide pharmacy and making off with an undisclosed amount of cash- wearing a hooded sweat shirt and a ski mask.

Now, you might think a perp like that would be hard to identify, and ordinarily, you might be right. But the accused, a 43 year old woman named Bonnie Usher, made one small mistake during her alleged getaway.....

...she used her own car, fitted with vanity license plates reading " B-USHER".

Maybe now she should have em changed to "B-USTED".





 


 But, our award for Stupid Weirdo of the Month has to go to one Noah Smith, of Seneca, South Carolina.

How- you might ask- did Noah qualify for such a distinguished award as this?
Ahhh... well......
It's actually quite a story.

 Oconee County Sheriffs Deputies responding to a burglary call allegedly found Mr. Smith naked and passed out in the doorway of the burglary victim's house.

They noticed what looked like a rodent tail protruding out of his ass.

When they attempted to arrest him, Smith resisted and slapped an officer.

They tazed him, but it had no effect, they chased him into an adjacent bedroom, where they employed pepper spray and their batons-- with still very little effect....  Smith kicking and biting several officers before being subdued.

Suspected to be high on PCP or mushrooms, 
( I wonder what made them think THAT? ) ..........
.......he was taken to the hospital for examination,
where the presence of a mouse in his rectum was confirmed by XRay.

There's no word at present if the rodent was ever removed.


Congratulations to Noah for winning the award hands down....

 I think he really shows the kinda thing we can all look forward to seeing a lot more of.

 Hoooo boy.